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Pinoy Comedy Presents: "Kwentuhan" Episode 17
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A guinea appeared to three sisters and asked them to give him one wish each. First in line was Amalia, the eldest sister. Her wish was to have a face of Beauty Queen. "No problem" said the guinea. "Ala peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!!" Voom... The eldest sister went from being butt ugly into a gorgeous Supermodel.
The second sister came up next. "I'd like to have the body of a Pamela Anderson." said the sister. "No problem" replied the guinea. "Ala peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!!" Voom... She turned into a body of Pamela Anderson....
The youngest sister came up next gigling and laughing. When the guinea asked her why she was laughing she said "Here's my wish". "Make them all UGLY AGAIN!" "No problem" ..Voom..
Free Taste
Promo girl: Mam FREE TASTE po!
Mam: (kumuha ng isa at tinikman) Bakit ganito? Panis na?
Promo girl: Kita nyo na mam!? Ganyan ang mangyayari sa pagkain nyo kapag hindi niyo nilagay sa ref. Kaya mam bumili na po kayo ng ref samin, sale ngayon!
Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence.
One from the Philippines , another from Mexico and an American.
They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Filipino contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "What? You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure? How do you expect me to consider your service with that bid??
"Easy," the Pinoy explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Mexico ".
The next day, the Pinoy and the Mexican are working on the Fence.
Sabi niya ibuka ko na daw
ibinuka ko naman....
Ipinasok niya...
MASAKIT...
Nang ipinasok niya...
may dumugo....
Buwisit na Dentista yon!
(katulong na di marunong magtagalog)
AMO: pag may nagtanong kung asan kami ng sir mo sabihin mu umalis nagsimba sa quiapo kung magtanung kung kelan ang balik sabihin mu malapit na.
KATULONG: OPO Ate..
(menimorize ang sagot pero nd ang tanung,habang naglilinis may taong mula sa BAYGON COMPANY)
AHENTE: Meron pu ba kaung ipis,daga at lamok?
KATULONG: Umalis...
AHENTE: Huh? San pumunta?
KATULONG: Nagsimba sa quiapo..
AHENTE: NABABALIW NA ATA TO!
KATULONG: Malapit na..
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